When I was hit by a car the first time, I thought it was a fluke that would never happen again in this life. I mean, how often does someone get hit by a car and survive? And also joke about it and write a blog post...
And then yesterday happened. I was hit by a car AGAIN. I'm not making this sh*t up.
This is the second time this year (and in my life!*) that I've been run down while crossing a street. Also, it was again an old person behind the wheel. And we think millennials are the death of us??
*This being my second car hit is debatable. Technically, my college roommate ran me down outside a Wells Fargo bank at 9 pm on a Wednesday in October 2012. But she just let her foot off the gas. These last two incidents involved people trying to go places and I was just in their way, so help me God.Read More